My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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