You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
