I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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