Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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