dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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