My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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