I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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