4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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