Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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