Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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