It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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