on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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