thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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