we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
love makes seman taste better
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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