So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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