Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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