The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family