I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i would punch a child for taco bell
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I have aggressive nipples.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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