guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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