i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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