Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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