You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
