i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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