He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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