who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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