Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
honey bunches of taint.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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