OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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