I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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