He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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