when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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