Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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