i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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