so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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