So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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