Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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