dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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