Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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