is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
