Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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