You surviving the open bar?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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