I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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