He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
don't judge my taste in strippers
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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