I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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