Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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