If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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