Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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