hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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