My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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