the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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