I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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