I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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