Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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