let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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