Whats the glycemic index on semen?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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