i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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