North Korea, Best Korea!
one two three fourrrrnication!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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